That time I ended up in South Korea and didn't land a chaebol.
(For those unfamiliar with the world of Korean dramas, the 'chaebol' archetype is basically an individual who is ~really, really ridiculously good looking~ who also happens to be ~ridiculously rich~ because they are heir to a ~ridiculously wealthy~ company. Ridiculous, I know. But based on the number of chaebols in kdramas, you'd assume half the population was secretly wealthy)
(Seriously, does anyone want one of my organs? YOURS FOR ONLY SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND CANADIAN DOLLARS)(Get it now while the Canadian dollar is weak tho amirite)